Author Archives: paul

Neotantric Fragrances – These Men’s Fragrances Rock

Posted on May 18, 2012 by paul

Dudes, dudes, dudes … You want to go round either smelling bad or wearing exactly the same scent as the bloke next to in the pub (because you’re both still wearing aftershave from Boots you got in a gift pack … Continue reading →

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The Aquatina Collapsible Bottle Festival Survival Pack

Posted on May 17, 2012 by paul

After hours of stuffing – we’ve got loads of things inside an Aquatina (the collapsible, re-useable water bottle). We love it and think it’s the perfect survival pack for a festival! We’re good, we’re really good. You’ll see just how … Continue reading →

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knock knock …

Posted on May 14, 2012 by paul

Who’s there? It’s the Newsletter, newsletter, here is the newsletter. Hello again (or hello for the first time if this is your first newsletter –make a cuppa, pull up a chair  and waste 5 minutes reading this deeply divisive marketing … Continue reading →

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Double Edged Razor Starter Pack EXCLUSIVE to menareuseless.com

Posted on May 10, 2012 by paul

Maybe you think there’s something inherently macho about shaving like your Great Grandpa used to – in the days before wet boy safety razors and lubricating strips! Swiping a single sharp blade around your face for the closest possible shave. … Continue reading →

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The His and Hers Innuendo Hair Care Pack

Posted on May 2, 2012 by paul

OK, you at the back stop sniggering.  These are two great hair products that only the supremely childish smirk at (yep, that’s the whole office here!).  We’ve put together two of our most fun products into a little gift set … Continue reading →

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Introducing Beaver Cream sister product to Cock Grease

Posted on May 1, 2012 by paul

OK, stop sniggering at the back.  This is an excellent hair pomade for women fresh out of the US of A.  Some people giggle at the name and we’re too naive to work out why.  Suffice to say it’s lovely … Continue reading →

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Shave Club … Money off when you get a mate on board

Posted on April 5, 2012 by paul

Get 50% off the Just A Few Quid Shave Club (down to £1.50) when you join up and do the right thing and refer a friend! That’s not even half a pint a month! Less if you’re daahn saarff. Sort … Continue reading →

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Moose Yourself Up Male Toiletry Gift Set

Posted on April 2, 2012 by paul

Who could resist. Help him (or yourself) avoiding smelling like a moose and join us on a journey to let the moose help you spruce (OK enough of the weak Moose jokes). This gift set has all the virtues of … Continue reading →

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Men Are Useless – and so is our newsletter

Posted on March 29, 2012 by paul

Hello everyone! Happy Springtime! Don’t you all feel better now that we’ve time travelled into the future by an hour, so that there’s more daylight? Great, isn’t it! And there’s sun … look at you with your pink little nose … Continue reading →

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How to load your new Cut Throat Razor with a blade

Posted on March 23, 2012 by paul

OK – Paul’s no presenter but here’s a visual guide to putting a blade in your Cut Throat Razor from Men Are Useless Putting a blade in your Cut Throat Razor Tweet This Post

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